Think Twice Before Sayin "I Do"

hehe... this is obviosuly plagiarised from somewhere else... i got it from my friendster... and it made me laugh! the 1 i liked best is the one coloured :D

Before marriage...
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage...
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage...
U DIE,i'll die with u.
After marriage...
"U die, up to u. "

Before marriage. .
U go anywhere... I follow u.
After marriage. . .
U go anywhere. . up to u.
soo long married. . .
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding
"u get on my nerves.

"Before wedding
"u are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"u are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with u
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. U get on my head, I will sue u

Before wedding
Every date he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
U want to go, he says 'wait-la'

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

*hope u had a good laugh as i did! =)*