So Unbelievable!!!

just when i thot.. "oh dear... what am i gonna blog about what happened at 4pm when we didnt take any pictures?" (no pics because we went KARAOKE!! and the room was dark.. malas to use flash la.. actually.. i was just malas -PERIOD- :P) then it HAPPENED!!!

have you ever had one of those moments where you are just SOOOOO tempted to curse to release ALL the tension you felt??

ok.. maybe some of you dont really care about cursing that u can make a sentence out of your Gen-Y vocab.. or maybe some of you might ask... "Curse? what's that? can eat 1 ar?"
so this leaves me on no-man's-land... i'm actually tempted to curse from time to time.. maybe cause to scream would attract lots of attention... but a soft S*** or F*** wouldnt be so loud and yet be able to remove the tension...

HOWEVER!!! lets get back to the story...

after karaoke, we couldnt go for dinner cause Foo Joe, my kind transporter (must give some credit la.. if not next time he dont wanna fetch me :( ) had to go home to study for tomorrow's paper... so i went to ta-pau McDs lo...

paid... took the stuff... went to see the shoes Joy eyed on... and went home...

could you see where this is heading to?

it's alright... cause i NEVER saw it coming!!!
(btw... this was the moment when it crossed my mind that i didnt have any pics to blog about 4pm)

all excited about my dinner... (cause i wanted to eat me Spicy Chicken McDeluxe HOT)

i opened the bag, saw the fries...

Dot: WHERE's MY BURGER!!??
Dot *THINKS*: @@!@$#$#$#^#%@%#^%@@^@#@%&
Dot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *breathes* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
took out the receipt to call McDs Sunway, but those jokers didnt pick up!!!

I REALLY couldnt believe i paid the RM 11.65 only to bring home a bottle of mineral water and some yucky fries!!!

my mom and grandma couldnt stop laughing...
good thing my dad and bro arent around!! (but chances are i'll tell my bro anyways.. it's different when i tell him personally than if he reads it here.. cause if i told him, he could laugh right at my face... but if he read it, he'll have to look for me 1st to laugh at my face.. so HOPEFULLY by then he'll forget :P)

note to self: CHECK all bags to make sure the stuff bought are in it!!! ROAR!!!

Embarrassment OVERDOSED!!!

sigh... this would not come as a surprise to most of u that already know me.. or have actually spent a full's day out with me..

but for the benefit of those that are deprived of the privilege of spending time with Dot... and for those that find Dot embarrassing herself ever-so-amusing (sigh! :P)
i have decided to blog about what happened today...

after class, dad wanted to pay some bills at the post office but me being a DIVA! hah! insisted that i was FED! so daddy dropped me at Nirvana (no.. not the funeral parlour) but the banana leaf rice restaurant in USJ9 while he settle the bills..

so i went in alone lo..

as i entered, the boss came out and walked towards me...

he mumbled something...

thinking that he'd recognize me cause my family and i always go there (there u go! a HINT to my stalkers :P)

i told him.. sigh... cant believe i did it but this was what i said, "table for 1 pls"

he was like, "huh?"

AND I OUGHT TO SHOOT MYSELF FOR ACTUALLY REPEATING, "table for 1" *with the index-finger-lifted-up-gesture, signing ONE*

once again, he went, "HUH?"

then it struck me... was he talking to me when he mumbled? do they have the "pls wait to be seated" rule here?

and the correct answer is: NO! (to both questions) *drops head in shame*

so i quickly walked in and sat down with my back facing the boss, determined to never look at his direction again!

OH! just when you thot, HAHA, There! Dot did it again! Once again updating her list of embarrassing moments...

well... I WAS ON A ROLL!!

just minutes later, Dot's Embaraz-O-meter climbed a notch! (sigh...)

i ordered the fried vege (i know i shouldnt be eating that... but it's so yummy!!)
with my conscience constantly YANKING my senses, i decided to flip the entire plate of fried vege over a piece of tissue so the oil will flow down and sip into the tissue...

but i just had to keep the butterfinger's Pride alive...

the vege spilled... LOTS of it... shy shy SHY!!!

i think nobody witnessed wat happened... i HOPE nobody witnessed wat happened!!

note to self: never attempt any stunts with food, pots, pans, knives... as a matter of fact, NEVER ATTEMPT ANY STUNTS, PERIOD!

altho my mom didnt find that funny (maybe she's immuned with my embarrassing moments) but i still hope that they amused you...

HaVe A nIcE DaY!! =)

LOST

I'm on FACEBOOK!!!

but i'm totally LOST cause i dont know how to use it! *SHY!!!*

so i'm just approving everything that people i know sent me :D

i still prefer bloggin :P

Could it be a TYPO?

did i mention i went for a conference?

INFLUENCE (that's the name of the conference) taught me quite a number of things, didnt regret going!=) i took notes! but lazy to type everything here la *lalala* :P

anyways... now to the juicy for you but embarrassing for me part...
we had this band that came from the Land Down Under named In Tone (i seriously think it was a typo which the publishing company made... their original name must have been In TUne!!! moving on...) to play for the nite concerts...

so yea... this was what happened... after the concert ended for the 1st nite... the lil girls were asking for pics with the band... so LEEZA FOO... talked me into getting a pic too! aihz... and so i DID! AIHS... in the name of BLOGGIN PURPOSES :P

but there's more!

see.. they had to go outside of the hall to the booth where their cds and shirts... so after the girls got their pic... i knew they were gonna leave... and this was wat happened...

in my animated voice... i told Leez... quick quick QUICK!

then one of them heard me and he looked at me, pointed towards the exit of the hall and said: "we're just goin there"

i believe all that stood by me could feel the heat coming out of my face when that happened!

and yes! for the sake of my readers... i gathered ALL the courage left in me (after such an EMBARRASSING moment) and got this pic!

there u go FOO! i did it! if u have anything else to add.. add it in the comment area la! but save me some face la! :P

HAHA!

You Should Date An Australian!

You're a down to earth, outdoorsy kind of girl And you need a guy who can keep up with your adventures A rugged Austrailian guy is just your style Better start learning how to surf!

Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?

WAHAHAHAha! me? the Dot? OUTDOORSY?? i seriously doubt the reliability of this test(s)! but i do agree that Aussie guys are cute and... HOT! :P

Beep!

ai yai yai! this was the FIRST for me!

after makaning and window shoppin... *pouts* i almost got a pair of shoes!!! but mom said the heels were to high.. and they were too pointy... den they ran out of stock for the not-so-high-heel ones... *DOUBLE pout*

anyways...

we were all tired.. i was starting to cough cause my throat was dry... so we decided to head home!

*ladilada*

the elevator came... *cheng cheng*

i bet 25 ppl were in that elevator! but my family just had to SQUEEZE in!!

can u see where this' leading to???

so takkan i alone take the stairs rite?
being skeptical as i was... i said "CAN MEH??" (simultaneously i stepped with ONE foot into the elevator) and...

BEEP!!!!!!

oh the shy-ness!!! *blushes*

finally daddy and mommy came out from the elevator to teman me walk the stairs :D
but my tak guna punya brother siok siok take the elevator and waited by the door of the staircase JUST to laugh at me! ISH!!!

Who say?!

it's a stereotype that PRETTY girls like ME only go with good lookin guys... (wakakaka! major case of SSS :P)

well... i do have a soft spot for cuter guys la... like LEE HOM! *blushes* but hoh... i found out that i also like not so good lookin guys lo! as long as they have a voice that could melt even ROCKS (wat more my heart *teehee*) or play any instrument (the triangle n the clam thingy does NOT count ya! cause those are MY specialization -if there's such a word :P)

if can sing and play instuments... then... *blushes* :P

examples of such people will be Jay Chou and J J Lin!! how can 1 not fall in love with such talents? :P

but maxim not counted la... cause to me... he's WEIRD... he gives me the impression of an abusive individual...

wat's the point of this post? it's labelled RAMBLINGS... it's POINTLESS!! :P

Toys "R" Us!

Toys are no fun when played alone...

Pretty Ponies

SpongeBobSquarePants and PatrickStar!!

Drag Queens!! *yikes* =P

Our Love Hut
(i look like a blind girl in this pic *teehee*)

Well... Joy used the DOOR to get into the house... but hey! i'm the DOT k! me UNIQUE!!! me use....

WINDOW!!!
(flexibody i have :P)

... they ought to be shared with your loved ones called FRIENDS!

p/s: YUE!! i so like ur camera phone la! cause cant see the details of my BoO-Ti-fulL face! hehe! muax!

PoisonVille *oops*

today the TANs went to KL to send mommy Tan off to Ipoh (i'll miss my mommy!! :'( )

and it is today that i realised i've taken my acting skills to the next level!! *muahahaha*

In sequence, i had raw fish and porridge for breakfast; after droppin mom off at the bus station, went with daddy Tan to Citibank to settle his credit card stuffs (PRAISE THE LORD daddy cleared all his card bills! =) ) in the course of waiting for daddy, ah-boy Tan and ah-girl Tan (aka ME) went to San Francisco Coffee to drink... COFFEE la... :P bro paid! *muahahaha* so yes... i had ice blended mocha... usually u can chew the ice chips in the drink... BUT!!! the one from SFC... only had ice POWDER!!! it was pathetic! so my advice... drink Starbucks! *wakakaka* (Starbucks should pay me for this! :P)

anyways... i have a history of stomach discomfort after drinkin coffee... (looking at the title of this post and what i've just mentioned.... can u see where's this leading to?? *blushes*)

i shall leave the conclusion to you peeps la! if u want the full and detailed version of this story.. come ask me when u see me la! but prepare to be grossed out! :P