At the Bar

My antiques and i were out last nite for some dessert and we talked on the topic of fending off guys that do not interest you...

this is what urs truly came up with :D

the scenario: At the bar, a guy (not of your interest) comes and offers to buy u a drink

Guy: hey (in a very cheesy/horny tone) Can i buy u a drink?
Gal: (innocently) hmm.. can u buy me food instead? it's been a long day and i've not eaten a single thing!

:P