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Dot's FREE!!!!

(well just for this weekend la :P)

What's Your Flava?

hehe! like i said.. i'm ready for ice cream! so we went to Baskin! (actually it was preplanned before i sat for my exam la... :P)

went there to celebrate nick's 21st birthday!!!

all geared up for ICE CREAM!!!

but... WHERE'S EVERYBODY???

*tada* our birthday boy
(err.. ignore the cold stares... that's how we communicate... i know... it's a lil too deep for human comprehension :P)




muahahahaha! PIGGY time!!!

monkey see monkey do!

p/s: only i can call myself a monkey

i purposely wore this shirt :P

say... CHOCOLATE FUDGE!

besties always!

round #2! muahahahaha!

let me explain... the rest came late... so ar... they eat.. takkan we so spoil sport say wanna go home rite?? so we EAT oso lo! :P

but we shared la... :D

so tell me, what's your flava?

i guess mine's still anything chocolaty :D rite darling?!

YOU WANT ANSWERS???

hehehe! i guess most of you are confused with my new url...

the planned url was dotstots.blogspot.com

UNFORTUNATELY...
it's TAKEN :(

so all thanks to noch that helped me CHOP my planned url... the url that u got to read this now is the correct URL lo! =)

just in case u are still confused.. like.. *cough* YUE *cough* :P

my new and CONFIRMED url is...

dots-thots.blogspot.com =)

Sometimes...

ever wondered why sometimes things just dont go the way u want them to?

this was precisely how i felt an hour ago...
i read
i memorized
BUT!!!
i FORGOT!!!

it wouldnt have been so ARGH-ee-Fyin if i didnt study... but the fact is I DID!!!

but like my bro always say... "sh*t happens*

aih... now my lecturer's gonna ask what happened to me.. then i'll have to explain myself!

2 points (which i forgot) that cost 10 marks... 6 percent!!! of all the questions!! why the short answer question MORE marks then the ESSAY!!!

WHY!!!!???

i shed my tears... whined to the world... now i'm ready for ICE CREAM! (what?? cant a girl de-stress? and have a lil LIFE! :P)

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

i will be changing my blog url to

dotstots.blogspot.com

reason being i wasnt thinking strainght when i decided to put my FULL name as a URL... *teehee* so yea...

i'll be changing it in 3 day's time... so do change ur links ya!

P for Pi Gu

Are kids really getting smarter these days?
having 7 of them in my house gave me a VARIETY of kids... among 4 that are schooling (kindergarten to be specific)... 1 can be brilliant in his comprehension and command of 3 different languages (Eng, BM and Chinese).. whereas the other 3... hmm... assisting them in their homework is what i call CHALLENGING!

Stubbornness, Distractions and Playfulness (on the kids side); Countless repititions and Frustration... add them all up and you get

P for Pi Gu

Pi Gu= Backside in Chinese

the story goes like this... daddy was teaching 1 of the boys reading... alphabets... like A for Apple.. B for Ball... ladilada... P! now what's P for? Pen? Pea? Peace... BUT somehow... the boy wouldn't register that P is for Pen (or whatever was in his book) he would just give my dad the BLUR stare... bite his lips... As if he's trying SO hard... but his eyes are actually roaming around the room... (showing that he aint concentrating) so Poor daddy... got so frustrated and said.. YUP! that's what he said...

GUESS WHAT!!!??

when daddy asked the boy what's P for... aihz... the boy answered... AIHZ... "PI GU!!!"

DIM GAI!!!! *wails in cantonese*

this got me thinkin... what if my kid's like this!!! it gave me this sudden feeling that i will expect LOTS from my kid... i always tot that i wont be the kiasu kinda mom... but NOW??? erm... DIM GAI!!!

my verdict: kids are getting smarter these days... cause the boy that i talked about isnt all dense... he's MANIPULATIVE!!! (but that's another story altogether)

so to Parent Wannabes...

BEWARE!!!

The Ends of the East

Cousin bro came back from S'pore and invited us for dinner! last week i missed 1 family dinner which had LOTS of CRABS invoived!!! this week i've learnt my lesson... so i tagged along! :P

dinner was at KL...

so we took the mom and daughter signature pic! smiles! =)

(excuse the over-sized sun glasses... they're dad's.. the evening sun was too glaring! :P)

check out this KENG CHOW parking!

the restaurant was at some ULU part of KL!!! one small lil shop in a row of small lil shops! parking spots behind the shops were filled... all we found was this steep area...

we were in the car when daddy the first part of this parking... it felt as if the car was gonna overturn!! so we decided to let daddy do the hardwork :P

Mr. Tan

OTAK UDANG!!!

while waiting for my relatives... i spotted this!

i guess the otak of an UDANG with such a BIG head wouldn't be that bad rite? :P

that was the zoomed-to-the-max version..

this' the actual view of the lobster from where i was sitting... i bet it's bigger than my face!

after an HOUR that seemed FOREVER!!! my relatives came... and it's time to HEI CHOI! (serve food)

dish #1 salad fish head

(I will so treat you to the restaurant of your dreams if u can SPOT THE FISH HEAD)

p/s: all dishes will be in the DIRECT translation of chinese

dish #2 8 Treasure Duck

dish # 3 Mixed Vege

dish #4 Mushrooms and Sea Cucumber

dish #5 Fried Taufu with sauce (the sauce is SUPER YUMMY!!)

dish #6 Fried Spinach

I'm strong to the finish cause i eats me Spinach i'm Dot Dot the Dotty DOT! :P

dish #7 Burnt Cantonese Kuey Teow

enuf of belly busters! it's time to show the belly-s!

from left: bro, dad, mom

L-R: Uncle, Aunt, Cousin

L-R: Godma and Grandma

*teehee*

(well someone had to take a pic of me... :P)

the shop may have been small... the table cloths may have been SUPER TORN!!! and the presentation of the food may have looked-- yerr.. BUT!!! the food was... *drools*
the chef of this shop totally brought Chinese food to another level!

need... MORE... DRUGS!!!

my DRUGS aint working!!!

my nose's still FLOWING!!!

i cant find anything that rhymes with drugs besides RUGS... so NEVERMIND!!!

now i'm starting to understand why people that need to take medication cause their lives depend on it DREAD taking medicine... cause the process of downing pills is HORRIBLE!!!

unpro pill down-ers like me... have do swallow pill by pill 1... and my drug dealer gave me drugs which i have to take 2 tablets twice a day! that means i have to take two GULPS of water to swallow the pills... then my mouth will feel tasteless... *sobb sobb*

to make things worse... i'm not fully recovered!

i'm coughing my lungs out! cause genius me go tell my drug dealer that i'm not coughing (well i wasnt at the time i saw him... he took my word for it and didnt give me any drug to relieve my cough! -.-)

so now i'm into chinese drugs! they are bitter k!!! they come in tiny lil pills... in a bottle.. there are LOTS of tiny lil pills... and i've gotta down them all!!! the pics u saw in the previous post was the DRAMATIC version of me taking my drugs la... :P i did a mistake by pouring toO much tiny pills into my mouth... hence the *yuck* pic :P

hehe! yet another wu liao post! :P

10 Reasons Why Committing Suicide is Stupid

In respect of my readers that found pictures of me "suiciding" disturbing, i have decided to edit this post. Leonardo DOT Vinci strikes BACK! :P

#1 It's WRONG!
-it's in the Bible that in the 10 Commandments, "Thou (You) shall NOT murder" it means you and i cant commit any form of murder; suicide is SELF MURDERING... so it's WRONG!
if this^ doesnt convince you... keep reading... #2 It's nerve-wrecking
-it's difficult to choose your medium of death (e.g. the rope/the pills/the knife/the 15th floor)
#3 It's Brain-straining
-after all the choosing... you've gotta plan your death... u mite wanna have a plan B if the initial rope SNAPS! u need to consider things like... how will i look when they find my body? what should i wear? Where will they bury me? Should i leave them with my best pic (for my tombstone...)? #4 It's time consuming
-think about it! what if the first cut over your wrist isnt deep enough and the blood flows too slow... a bit the POTONG STIM rite?? or what if u cant get the right knot; it keeps untying!! JUST WHEN you think all of these can be overcome by jumping off the 15th floor... WHAT IF the lift's OUT OF ORDER? take the stairs??? ALL THE BEST WALKING!

#5 It hurts!

-WARNING to those of you that cant even take a PAPER CUT... u are soO NOT a suicide candidate. Pills mite seem the PERFECT choice ere... BUT!!! BITTER LE! drink acid? before it kills you.. u BURN like MAD!!! detergent? which part of BITTER do u NOT UNDERSTAND? Free fall of the 15th floor?... err... NEED I SAY MORE?

# 6 It's EMBARRASSING

-how could u not consider this? what if they find u hanging on the rope with your mouth wide open and with saliva DRIPPIN ALL OVER!! EEEW! or what if you forgot to relieve yourself before jumping off the 15th floor... and u got too scared while u are at the 11th floor... and they found u with your PANTS WET!

still NOT convincing enough? well... i understand.. the world is kinda topsy turvy... ppl are hurting EVERYDAY! just when u think suicide is an escape...

#7 You WONT be happier

-remember reason #1? according to the Bible, u BURN in HELL! <--- this is SERIOUS stuff k!that's if u succeed in killing yourself... what if you DONT? strangling yourself mite cause your brains to be lacked of oxygen for toO long... causing your brains to DIE! leaving u in a VEGETATIVE STATE! and what if u thot the 10th floor would be enuf cause u were toO LAZY to walk more stairs... u end up breaking your back bone... u are ALSO in a VEGETATIVE STATE! and you get BED SORES!!! HAPPY NOW?

#8 You DONT want to be forgotten

-see.. before one decides to commit suicide... the individual would have been in depression... isolating him/herself from the world... that means... you no longer leave an impression in people's mind... and people ACTUALLY commit suicide cause their depression symptoms ARENT NOTICED... so what makes you think that after u kill yourself... people will miss you? you were missing from their minds at a point of time anyways...

#9 You DONT wanna die UGLY

-erm... with your brains splattered EVERYWHERE... with your guts hanging out in the open... with your SHINY LOCKS drenched in BLOOD? u go figure!

ULTIMATELY... the FINAL reason to why committing suicide is STUPID...

#10 It's STUPID!!!!

-it's soO stupid that after u found yourself dead (in your spirit)... you would wanna kill yourself AGAIN! but that would be IMPOSSIBLE cause u are DEAD!or if u dont die... and are left in a VEGETATIVE STATE... u'd wish u were DEAD!

SO!!!

DONT DO IT!

there's NO situation in this world that you cant overcome! there's ALWAYS a way out!

speak up! DONT give hints of your depression! SPEAK UP! talk to someone! a COUNSELLOR if all your friends are USELESS!

BE STRONG!

LAUGH AT THE STORM BECAUSE

YOU WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH!

CANTIK

ah! makes me so wanna slap him each time he says it!

to those of you that dont know who i'm talking about...

he's none other than the *drum rolls* ham-sap-looking judge of So You Think You Can Dance

*drum rolls continue*

MR PAT IBRAHIM

(i tried searching for his pic thru the net so u all can get a CLEARER picture of him.. but apparently he AINT that famous la.. sowee!)

okay... enuf limelight given to him ere... now back to ME! ur . !

i voted for Brancy!!! :D

altho i once said that i like Sue... but i guess the whole M'sia's voting for her la... so...

it's time for the underdog to RISE UP! ;)

In my opinion... Brancy did a really good job! she chose a song i LIKE! :P

apart from that.. could feel her emotions when she danced :D

so yes... 50 cents... and watdaya know! Brancy's in the FINALIST!!! *woohoo!!!* well.. poor Noor... she's good too... but... i felt Brancy lo... maybe it was the SONG la :P

sadly i cant watch the finals.. cause it will be on FRIDAY! -.-" but i can always watch the REPLAY :D

to all the finalist... give Malaysia your 300% CANTIK-ness next Friday k! *cheers*

Cholesterol Alert!

Behold what i had for lunch the day BEFORE i fell sick!!!

BLACK PEPPER LAMB CHOP with fried rice!

err.. excuse the messiness la.. i only decided to take a pic of it AFTER my meal cause something EXTRA came with my order...

TWO sauce plates of OIL!!!!!

*YUCKS!!!!!*

well i had my lunch at the chinese shop next to Black Canyon Coffee (or something like that la.. :P) so peeps if u were to go there... dont order black pepper lamb chop with fried rice k! the order food on the menu's ok :)

Careless Whisper?

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ this is something that i cant do now...

cause i LOST MY VOICE!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aihz... so to those of u that wants to see the SOFT spoken side of Dot... u have... 2 days! :P

Beep!

ai yai yai! this was the FIRST for me!

after makaning and window shoppin... *pouts* i almost got a pair of shoes!!! but mom said the heels were to high.. and they were too pointy... den they ran out of stock for the not-so-high-heel ones... *DOUBLE pout*

anyways...

we were all tired.. i was starting to cough cause my throat was dry... so we decided to head home!

*ladilada*

the elevator came... *cheng cheng*

i bet 25 ppl were in that elevator! but my family just had to SQUEEZE in!!

can u see where this' leading to???

so takkan i alone take the stairs rite?
being skeptical as i was... i said "CAN MEH??" (simultaneously i stepped with ONE foot into the elevator) and...

BEEP!!!!!!

oh the shy-ness!!! *blushes*

finally daddy and mommy came out from the elevator to teman me walk the stairs :D
but my tak guna punya brother siok siok take the elevator and waited by the door of the staircase JUST to laugh at me! ISH!!!

3 Little Words =)

It's Daddy's Day! So the Tans decided to do wat we do best... MAKAN! :D

On our journey to Pyramid =)

erm... i wont tell you where we went la.. cause dont wanna do free advert for them :P

hehe! this was our appetizer... the one that gave us the o.O look

cause we no know how to eat it! *blushes*

erm.. ko.. that aint the way to eat it la.. u're supposed to SHARE! BROTHERS! :P

so the ever-so-brave Dot took the 1st bite of the bread :D (was just living up to the legacy of the DARING DOTS! *fond memories* =) )

the bread was soft.. and the yellow thingy in the lil cup is actually garlic butter la :P

*MUAHAHAHAHA* the MAIN COURSE!!!

Grilled Lamb Chop (mine)

Fats never taste BETTER! *drools*

something Rib-Eye (ko ko's)

it looked nice like that... but in the middle of the meal... his plate looked kinda BLOODY *yucks*

Boneless Ribs something & Tony's Sirloin <-- there u go! a HINT to where we went :P (daddy's)

and his pineapple drink thingy :D

Like all mothers... mommy was afraid the bill would be toO heavy on ko ko and i... so she got

Ceaser's Dinner Salad (which we all nibbled from)

If ALL vege was this good... i soO wont mind being a vegetarian :P

Last but not least, our out-of-proportion-to-the-plate piece of Cheese Cake

okay... enuf of the FOOOOD... it's time to show u the pigs!

VIKING Dot!

*oops* do excuse the keganasan :P

MAN of the hour!! My Daddy!

so cute rite?? the waitress put the bib on for him!
but they very the unfair 1.. cause i DIDNT get a bib *pouts* :P

^up there in the pic! another HINT of where we went :P

Mommy and Ko Ko werent very into my cam whoring spree so no more pics of them *boo hoo*

Lovee moments ahead =)

To all the Daddy's and Father figures out there...

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

Something that reminds me of You...

He knows my name,

He knows my every thot,

He sees each tear that falls,

And He hears me when I call... =)

Happy Father's Day Abba!

I'm on DRUGS!!!

I didnt mean to do such things...

but but.. i just HAVE TO!!!

i.. i...

I HATE medicine!!! (sobb sobb)

p/s: DRUG DEALER JO, this is the antibiotic i was talking about :D told ya it starts with an O *blushes*
i love Kleenex!

there's a difference to it and other brands of tissue paper

it's SOFTER!!! :)

yup... the Dot's down with Flu... because of that...

i couldnt PIG like i used to...

i couldnt be as bubbly as i used to...

i couldnt talk as i used to... (i need a HUG!)

i couldnt go to LAGOON with my cellies!!! :(

speaking of that!!! peeps! DONT GO TO SUNWAY LAGOON! (EAT THIS Sunway management! this is for causing the injury of my bestie!)

see... the entry ticket's RM 45 / 46 (couldnt remember)

just when u think that's A LOT!!! u're not allowed to bring food.. (that's understandable...) and WATER!!! now that's NONSENSICAL! what's worse... mineral water sold in the lagoon is... RM 3 per bottle! (a burger and some fries = RM 7.90)

TOO MUCH rite???

then for some reason... ther werent allowed to wear slippers! which gave my bestie a SPLINTER!!!

tak guna punya tempat!

so peeps, remember this ya... if u wanna have fun... DONT consider Sunway Lagoon k!

sidetracking a lil...

My popo's leaving TODAY!!! :(

(pic was taken when popo was napping :D shhh!)

just finished saying our goodbyes... gosh! MUST NOT cry!!!

more unrelated stories...

my blada came back from pulau perhentian... he got a LOVE BITE from a sea CREATURE!!

-.- mermaids only exist in FAIRYTALES la!

he got bitten by a FISH!

poor ko ko!

(yup! that's my finger beside his wound.. just to show how big the BITE was :P)